"Red Light Sabers And Ham"
I do not like Red lights sabers
I do not like them, Obi-Sam, I am
I do not like The Sith here or there
I do not like The Sith anywhere
I do not like them in a lifeboat
I would not, could not, fight them with a goat
I will not like The Sith in the rain
I do not like them on a magelev train
I would like to sitck them in a box
I will not fight them with bagels and lox!
I do not like The Sith in a house
I would not, could not, fight them with a mouse
I do not like them in a beach house
I would not, could not, flog them with a grouse
I do not like Red Light sabers and Ham
I do not like them Obi-Sam, I am
I will not like The Sith, they hurt my brain
I do not trust them near a cargo crane
I would like to sitck them in a box
I will not fight them with dirty socks!
I do not like The Sith, they are not right
I would not, could not, use a moose in a fight
I do not like The Sith not even at night
I would not, could not, be so uptight
I do not like The Sith, they are fairly big
I would not, could not, fight them with a pig
I do not like The Sith here or there
I do not like The Sith anywhere
I do not like The Sith deep in space
I do not like The Sith anyplace
I do not like them in a plain
I would not, could not, fight them, that's insane!
I do not like Red Light sabers and Ham
I do not like them Obi-Sam, I am
I will not like The Sith during the day
I do not like them I wish they would go away
I do not like their nasty tricks
I will not fight them with their flying double inverse snap kicks!
I do not like The Sith not in a base
I do not like The Sith anyplace!
I do not like them in a ship
I would not, could not, fight them with a cowchip
I will not like The Sith on Tatooine
I do not like them anywhere I have seen
I would like to fry them dead
I will not fight them without my armor on my head!
I do not like The Sith in a temple, you see
I would not, could not, pummel them with a bee!
I do not like them in the North Sea
I would not, could not, bring them to High Tea!
I do not like Red Light sabers and Ham
I do not like them Obi-Sam, I am
