Take a favorite movie; now recast it with the most improbable characters.
I took
"A funny thing happened on the way to the forum" and
"The Muppet Show"
Can’t you just hear Kermit singing
"Your so lovely" to Piggy?
Pseudolus - Fozzy Bear
Marcus Lycus - The Great Gonzo
Girls of the House of Lycus - Camilla and the chickens
Erronius - Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (and Beaker!)
Hero - Kermit the Frog
Hysterium - Rizzo The Rat
Philia - Miss Piggy
Senex - Dr. Teeth
Domina - Janice
Captain Miles Gloriosus - Sam the Eagle
The pain...oh the pain.
Till next time,
Be mindful and awake
