Or how about this?????
Dear Sir,
SEEEKING FOR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE (TRANSFER OF 20.5MILLION GP).
It is my pleasure to request your assistance on this business proposition, which if pursued to its conclusion, will be of great benefit to both of us. This request may seem strange but I will crave your indulgence and pray that you view it seriously. My name is Mr. Samson Amu of Greyhawk .I was one of the close aides to the late Prince of Greyhawk, LAURENT KABILA of blessed memory, may his soul rest in peace.
Due to the military crisis and instability in my country, I was instructed by him (late Prince KABILA) to come to the Lordship Of The Isles with the sum of 20.5 MILLION GP (Twenty Million, Five Hundred Thousand Gold Pieces) for safe keeping and to search for a foreign Affiliate/Partner who will be able to help us invest this capital in any profitable business venture. This money is presently deposited in a private security finance company in the Lordship Of The Isles.
I need a reliable and Trustworthy foreign partner like you who can assist me to move this money as the beneficiary. My inability to move the money out of the Lordship Of The Isles all this while lies on my lack of trust on our supposed Goods friends whom have suddenly became hostile to those of us who have worked with Prince Kabila, since his son Joseph Kabila took over Office.
Though we have not seen nor met each other, but I would want this transaction to be properly handled with modesty and honesty to a huge success within two weeks, this money in question is state fund as it is a DEAL between you and I, Hence the need for secrecy considering the security implications. Thus, if you can assist me to move this fund out of the Lordship Of The Isles, you will be entitled to 30% of the amount, while the remaining 70% will be for me. Please contact me through a Mage as stated above for further discussion.
Please also note that you will be required to assist me in any profitable area of investments in your country.
I shall be sincerely glad if my request is rendered, for am really counting on you for your help.
Kindest Regards,
Mr. Samson Amu.
Yea, it came from my twisted little brain. If ya use it, just credit it to me :)
Sometimes you scare me... :P
ReplyDeleteYou know, I get like 5 emails like that a day (how many exiled South African princes can there be??), and about 6 more telling me I've won some international lottery. I dunno where they came from but OU's spam filter doesn't catch them so I gave up using it and deleted the spam folder.
I think we need to all start trying Jedi mind tricks on the spammers... see if we can get them to walk willingly into a nest of fire ants... *whistles innocently*
What? I'm not violent. Shut up, no I'm not. You're just mad the voices didn't give you the idea first. :P
~Karyl