Like all stories that make you cringe, this one
starts out the same...
Guess what?
Apparently the UPS Operator who read me back the
address and zip code TWICE somehow got the zip code
wrong on the label that was attached to the
"package-from-hell". From Minnesota it went to
Petoskey, Michigan. Wow, that is the closest it has
gotten so far. Of course, this has now delayed the
delivery yet another 4 days.
Oh joy, oh rapture...
When can I become justified in climbing into the local
clock tower and shooting all the little brown trucks?
Not the drivers, just the trucks.
I'll use a paintball gun, I promise.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
The "Package-From-Hell" update
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Hey Bry!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea why your post looks -so- tiny, but the type is set at (or what appears to be on my screen) 6 or 7 pt.
As for the "Package-From-Hell", I would not blame you for posting up in the clock tower with a paintball gun. I would, however, suggest you start chewing up the foodchain of UPS about the level of inaccuracy that's plagued you almost to the level of an ancient curse. It may not accomplish much, but it might make you feel better and it's cheaper than a few hours on the couch or a few days in jail. :)
-Tomcat
So does that mean we have a new trebuchet target for torquilstone? *whistles innocently* What pumpkin? Oh that, I see it now. Damn teenagers, what're ya gonna do.
ReplyDeleteSo does that mean we have a new trebuchet target for torquilstone? *whistles innocently* What pumpkin? Oh that, I see it now. Damn teenagers, what're ya gonna do.
ReplyDeleteHm... It double posted me. *pokes at the comment system with a stick*
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